Fanmail! (FAQ)

– Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) –

 

Q:

Hey Hell, what took so long to get your word out?

Hell:

Thanks for asking.

It’s very political and expensive to do anything in this world.

Plus, sometimes one must wait before going public.

 

Q:

What are you currently working on?

Hell:

Now, now, if I say what I’m working on it won’t be a surprise!

Top secret for now, you understand.

 

Q:

Can you mention any current directions your work may be taking?

Hell:

Yes!

 

Q:

Would you be willing to elaborate?

Hell:

Yes!

 

Q:

What’s your idea of easy living?

Hell:

Childhood. Even when it stinks it’s easier than being an adult.

 

Q:

The question is, “Why?”

Hell:

The answer is, “Why not?” but also, “Because,” and, “Becausen’t.”

Q:

A Shop with nothing for sale? What gives?

Hell:

I know, crazy isn’t it?

Like a museum, no breathing on the works…and no loitering.

If there’s something you simply can’t live without…

or perhaps you’d like to barter, inquire via comments or email.

I may reconsider.

Okaaay?

 

Q:

Who do you admire?

Hell:

Children. Not all of them have been corrupted by adults.

 

Q:

Who do you find vile?

Hell:

Bureaucrats, of course.

Anyone paid to drag their feet at the expense of the world.

 

Q:

What’s your most embarrassing moment?

Hell:

Realizing I was spelling “maybe” as “mabye”, and “doesn’t” as “dosen’t”.

Slight oversights, but I was doing it for years.

 

Q:

Can you give any advice for someone thinking of becoming a writer?

Hell:

Yes! There’s no choice involved.

One either writes or does not write.

Beware: The Muse will consume you, change you, run around on you,

leave you stupefied and enslaved to reporting of inspiration,

and kick you while you’re down.

That’s the craft of art and writing.

Think you can handle it?

 

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